cartesiobackstage | OOC INTRODUCTION

HELLO CARTESIO!!! Guess who's back, it's ya girl, Len, bringing in Sakura Kinomoto from Cardcaptor Sakura: Clear Card because I'm absolutely a monster and she was in the mock round so she'll be remembering that. She didn't have a fun time. But for those of you who are unfamiliar with her canon, she's a magical girl that ended up becoming Extremely Powerful as of late and she's not completely aware of how powerful she is... but she's a good, kind girl that just wants to get along and befriend everyone.

Please be her friend. And help her with math, she's bad at it.

Anyway, you can find me at

endlesseight or Len#0139, so feel free to add me! I'm really excited for this, so let's get the show on the road. ❤

Folks, the situation is dire, there is literally no solo gif of Cian that isn't her death. So take this one, summarizing the whole canon a bit more....

Hello everyone, my name is Luna and I am one of your mods for this round. My main responsibility is the graveyard so you'll be dealing with me more heavily if you die, but you can always contact me for general issues as well. The best way to reach me is at

AppleBlossoms! I'm a first time mod so I am nervous as hell, but I'm confident we'll make this a good game for everyone!

The character I am bringing in is Cian Reikado from the novel Harmony (which also has an anime movie). She's an adult lady from a health utopia/dystopia in which your main duty to society is to be healthy and to be as transparent about your medical everything as humanly possible. Humanly possible is very possible when the nanotech in your body is transferring your data to the server in real time, of course. Cian's an average citizen now but as a child she had a lot of trouble with this system and her past still haunts her....

Suicide is a likely topic to come up if you get to know her so feel free to let me know if you would prefer for me to avoid this topic with you.

I'm really really looking forward to the game. Thank you so much for apping, everyone!

Edited 2018-09-28 22:26 (UTC)

In lieu of a gif, please accept this awesome music.

So anyway, hi, I'm Andrusi with a triangle. You may remember me from such murdergames as Airlocked and Still Airlocked. If you do, you'll probably be shocked, shocked I say, to see me playing an Etrian Odyssey character. This is Olympia, from Etrian Odyssey III: The Drowned City. Unlike Ricky and Arianna, she isn't a playable character, but she's nevertheless very involved in the story, which has some Major Twists I'm not going to get into just yet. But really, she just wants to teach rookie adventurers how to camp! What's she doing in a murdergame?

You can find me on Plurk as

Andrusi or on Discord ar Andrusi#0006.

backstreet's back, all right!

HEAVES A GREAT SIGH. hello, friends! my name is Junebug (June or JB is fine!) and i am vibrating into the sun right now because i'm super stoked to be here. this piece of trash is Osomatsu from a gag anime called Osomatsu-san. this is not the first time i've apped Oso to a murder game, because i apparently have nothing better to do than to torture him. i'm sorry. a little.

Osomatsu is a pretty cheerful guy who was up until recently a NEET living at home with his parents and five younger brothers. while he's still living at home, he was employed for one episode, so he's just starting to learn how to work at a real job. he doesn't like working, but he got his first paycheck and he liked that a whole bunch! don't we all?

he's a young adult with a bunch of issues. he's also thirsty for a relationship. be his friend, or a person he can aggressively older-brother at.

you can reach me at

lovebakery or galacta#0330. my plurk is mostly open and i mainly chat about threads i'm doing or how much i love osomatsu. gross. feel free to friend or defriend!

WHAT UP CARTESIO IT'S YA GIRL KAY bringing you Millium Orion from The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel! She was in mock week, and may have inspired the Sargeant into allowing her to break things in lieu of murder. Oops? I recognize a solid handful of reserve people from Ukimiya – I played Elliot the dead friends dinosaur there! (Please, not again. Never again.) Nice to see you all again!

Millium's a spy with a robot buddy. Oh, and did we mention that she's aggressively thirteen? She operates almost entirely in extremes and doesn't seem to have an "off" switch for her boundless energy.

You may not love her, but she already loves you. If you're really lucky, you'll get a terrible nickname.

I know she can be... a lot... so if you don't want to deal with her shenanigans for any reason, please hit up my opt-out post.

I'm super super excited to be here and get to know all of you! You can add me on plurk over at

needlemouse or on Discord at needlemouse#1681! Let's go, go, go~!

Edited 2018-09-28 23:52 (UTC)

Hello, folks, my name is Ashley and I'm one of your mods for this lovely game! Unlike Luna and Nick, I'm not playing any player characters, instead focusing on the more technical aspects of modding. This includes CASES. Basically, I'm going to be helping you out with case mechanics, evidence, and all that fun stuff that makes a mudergame special. I'm usually playing in these things, but I'm very excited to help you guys make the best, most wild cases possible.

You can best find me at

kabunevermind or on Discord at ashriel#6058. Let's all have fun with this, alright?

WHATS UP CARTESIO IT'S ME, YA CHILD OF UNKNOWN ORIGINS, TORI!!!!!! "Where's El-Melloi II", you ask? He's having a nap because he's too smart for my bird brain.

Instead, I bring you Sakunosuke Oda from Bungou Stray Dogs! He's the lowest ranking member in the Port Mafia (basically one of the """""bad guys""") and is basically the Mafia's errand boy. But, unlike the rest of them, he had vowed not to kill anyone. A shame, considering he's so good at gun wielding, hm? But don't worry, he's just a simple man that goes along with anything and everything...

Plus a little more, but I won't disclose that. :)

Anyways, I'm super excited to be here!!! So if you'd like to add me, please do so at

odasaku or at Discord at tori#3410! Or you can do both.

What's up guys it's Jeff and I'm finally putting my years of film studies to use by bringing you Jughead Jones from Riverdale.

Jughead's a cynical teen with a dark sense of humor, a flair for the obnoxious, and family issues all over the place. He's been through the whole 'small town with dark secrets and murder' thing before. He's got this, guys.

I'm really looking forward to playing with you guys! Feel free to add me on plurk

jeffurson or on discord Jefferson#7130.

Hello Cartesio! It's Michi, someone who's new to this game but has a lot of experience in the murder world. And this... This is Osamu Dazai from Bungou Stray Dogs. I'm sorry. I will be the source of your everyday suicide content warnings. Which is why I will also say anyone who doesn't want any of that please, please don't hesitate to let me know. He has some strange ideals including not troubling anyone with his suicides so I can absolutely work around it with some creativity just let me know!

For those of you lucky enough not to know this weirdo-- he is a suicide maniac who is, despite his best efforts, still here through his own incredible ability to just. Survive. He's a former mafioso, and currently a detective with a very special, very weird agency of people with special abilities. His, however, is just negating abilities of anyone he touches. But that's it for the supernatural. The rest of his abilities come from his time in the mafia and with the agency.

But he promised his dead best friend (you know. the one that's here) that he'd choose good, despite having no inclination for one of the other so instead you just get to deal with the fact that he's a silly idiot who tries to kill himself all the time, and who still somehow manages to be a scary individual if he has to be.

I'm looking forward to playing with you all. If we don't have each other added already, you can catch me on plurk at

cloudatlas or on Disco at Michi#2437

Hey friends! My name's Ran, and you may or may not know me! I've been around the murdergame circuit for a while. But anyway, I was in the Mock Trial as Faba, but I'm bringing Damon Gant from Ace Attorney to the main round! He's an eccentric goofball of a police chief who has never done anything wrong ever. Only one half of that sentence is true. He also likes swimming, so I hope there's a pool somewhere in town!

Anyway, if you want to add me, I'm on Plurk at

RandomProphet and Discord at ranrannerson#7224! i apologize for my current display name but not really

Terrible nicknames, you say?

No.

she's getting a terrible nickname.

OH HELLO LEN

and look, there she is. the prodigal daughter

Challenge accepted.

Mmmmmmmhmmmmmmmm.

I will join you in content warning hell on like.......... the first thread I tag you on, probably. CIAN JUST WANTS TO TALK ABOUT THIS...................... She'll see it on his profile and put approaching him on a mental checklist, I swear.

Which makes me very excited about this potential CR ashfhg HI MICHI IT'S GOOD TO BE IN A GAME WITH YOU AGAIN

/SLAMS IN HERE. Hello, murderfam. I'm Maru and I'm bringing Keith "THIS IS HOW I LEAD" lastname from Voltron: Legendary Defender. Keith's a bit of a hothead, professional tsundere with the impulse control of an adrenaline junkie and is somehow the team leader of Voltron. I took Keith from S7E6 while they're lost in space and he's going to have a fun time assuming all of y'all are hallucinations. On that note, if you'd like me to be extra careful about spoilers, just let me know and I'll keep things spoiler free.

I'm

partyraven on plurk. Add me if you feel like it, or alternatively I'm beatdown#8099 on discord. I'm really looking forward to jammin' with y'all and apologize in advance for this jerkass.

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I'm playing a character that isn't going to be a walking disaster for once and she's going to hate all of this but also attempt to befriend everyone.

That includes you too, Dazai.

We switched, now I'm the disaster. But who wouldn't want to be Sakura's friend? I'll fight anyone who doesn't.

Likewise! having played off of Miach I'm super interested in getting to play with Cian now. I'm still canon blind but that makes it even more fun.

IT'S ABOUT TIME. Let's wreck some shit together Luna

We sure did.

And who knows? I sure don't.

You're lacking one more girl from Harmony and then you'll have collected them all and will never have to touch that wreck of a canon ever in your life, GOOD JOB

I'm super canonblind to Dazai too, I was just reading the app like "well, here comes a wild ride"

WHATS UP GAMERS it's me, Lyndon, with a character from a video game no one has played who is an alternate universe version of a character from a video game some people actually played! This is probably slightly better than that time I showed up to a murdergame playing from Battleborn, which no one else played.

This is Kinzie Kensington from Agents of Mayhem, a game that follows one possible timeline from the end of the last Saint's Row... dlc? Game? Whatever Gat Out of Hell counts as. It posits the question "What if in GI Joe, most of the Joes were kind of assholes? And Cobra actually took over the world, mostly?" Kinzie is a hacker/tech expert who was hired because by the age of 14 she had already hacked every government organization in the US. She's 24 now. Mostly she likes technology and not people.

She is also really into sex/kink and talks about it a lot, which I know is not everyone's jam! If your character is under 18 she's Not Gonna Go There, but if you're playing an adult and you would like to opt out of that for whatever reason, head over here and I will keep convos focused on other aspects of her charming personality for you, no questions asked!

You can find me on plurk at

lovebelievesin, or on discord at paranomasias#6974. I look forward to playing with you all!!

Edited 2018-09-29 01:03 (UTC)

Ah.

This is going to go poorly.

i dont trust you

HEY GUYS. I just wanted an excuse to post this gif. Anyway, it's Sarah, back on her bullshit again with Mako from Legend of Korra. Some of you may know me from playing Korra in AL, some of you may know me everywhere else for playing Mako. I have a clear preference. Anyway!

Mako is the elder of the two bending brothers (and hopefully Bolin joins us soon, so you get the pair). He's a detective that has a lot of issues with how he grew up, and unconsciously takes them out on kids who remind him of himself. But also he was a con artist, so you know. It's a natural place for a cop to take issue with, so who knows. Anyway, he has a sad backstory! And he's hot! ... No literally, he's a fire bender and so he's still got that going for him.

Anyway, I have no nifty content warnings, but if you want me to give you a full headcanon bullshit history on any minor detail *finger guns* you know where to find me.

I'm available at

hypothetical and at intheaf#6340 on disco. I'M SO EXCITED TO PLAY HERE EVERYONE, AAA.

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