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cartesiobackstage2018-05-05 04:10 pm
Mock Week Intro

Hey there! We're getting close to opening day for our Mock Week and we hope you're as excited as we are to get down with murder. But before we open, let's go ahead and introduce ourselves! Feel free to mingle, introduce yourself and your character, or just post a gif!
And to kick things off, what better way to get to know each other than finding out who you're rooming next to?
We'll see you all tomorrow (May 6th) at 12pm EST for the intro log!

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Serph is a pretty typical Megaten protag, but although he's on the quiet side he's not afraid to speak up or confront those he doesn't agree with. He's the commander of his own clan, so he tends to speak military-esque a lot, and doesn't really know a life outside constant war. What's ice cream? What is saying "sorry" (He only just learned that word).... Oh yeah, he also has the ability to turn into a demon who casts ice spells and has an appetite for flesh.
...which might be a slight issue considering he doesn't have a way of properly suppressing that side here, but everything will be OK I'm sure. Trust me! :>
You can reach me at
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you know what both
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hello there everyone!
my name is len and you guys might know me from various other murdergames but this time i'll be bring in sakura kinomoto from the rather well known shoujo magical girl animanga series -- cardcaptor sakura! although she's coming in from the clear card arc (manga, specifically) which means she's a little bit older than in the original series. all you need to know about her if you're unfamiliar is that sakura is a young girl who lives with her dad and older brother and is in her first year of middle school. and is also a magical girl. and has a boyfriend named syaoran. she also has her very famous invincible spell, 'everything will surely be alright', and is a Good Girl overall. please love her, she doesn't deserve to be here. it's very tragic. she's also going to be in room 19!
anyway, if you'd like to contact me, my plurk is
edit: OH ALSO before i forget, if anybody wants to avoid clear card spoilers please give me a heads up, as they might come up in threads.
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also i would like to avoid spoilers plz&ty! i'm not quite caught up.
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I am bringing in Lovepon from the infamous bad anime Mayoiga which I enjoy immensely, unabashedly and unironically. She's a mess.
See this video for reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdm1cFtn4Vw
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This is my first murdergame! I'll do my best!
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Anyway. That's it!
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i mean axel is basically heat right
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in this canon, lord el melloi ii has a duty to repay the archibald family the debt caused by the death of the former el melloi-- his professor. in order to do that he's...basically their bitch to be bossed around and get sent into really strange situations. he's no longer the egotistic, cowardly mage from the fourth grail war, but a professor who has accepted his lot in life as a shitty mage. to counter that he's upped his analytical skills by 10 billion and is basically now a magical sherlock holmes. no mage likes that.
he also really likes kids and video games. but he'll never admit either of them. fuck you.
i look forward to playing with everyone!! if you want to contact me, hmu at
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He's a bit of a mess, but in an awesome sort of way. He's a real great detective but he can't handle his personal life - he has an unrequited crush on his coworker, he's in super amounts of debt, and his desk is sometimes filled with rats. But he can totally handle it, because he solves a hell of a lot of cases.
How do you feel about the fact you're here, Jake?
Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
SO yeah. I look forward to playing with all of you and you can find me at
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brooklyn nine nine is good shit, 10/10 i love that you picked him ♥
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hello!!! i'm mandee, this is natsume and he's in room #20! my plurk is
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Wayne's a former homeless orphan boy, whose filled with anger and disdain for adults. He' ends up the main character's
fanboybodyguard after she takes him off the street when he falls ill. It's the most onesided crush, and he accidentally hits on a middle aged man while trying to flirt with her. Because he is both a nasty crime boy and a dope.If you need to contact me it's
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I'm bringing Nagisa Shiota from Assassination Classroom, which is a cute series about a middle school class of very good children who have never done anything wrong in their lives ever. Except that one time, but we forgive them. Nagisa serves as the narrator and protagonist-in-chief. He is small and weak and gentle and intelligent, giving off an air of complete harmlessness, and tends to fade into the background and play support to other characters.
And he's maybe pretty good with a knife.
He'll be in Room 10. You can reach me on Discord as crossfortunes#5626 or hit me up over at
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hi guys i'm coco and i'm playing misaki ayuzawa from kaichou wa maid-sama! she's going to try her best, and she's also in room #4. you may add me at
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You can add me at
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this should be FUN
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He's also likely to be a living leash in trying to keep both his castmates out of trouble. Expect apologies in advance for any utter chaos that might happen courtesy of either (or both) of them. The protag life is suffering, yo.
Drop me a line at Kini#9312 or
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Mira is smart and pretty chill, though she can also be capricious and callous. A fan of books, she is adept at puzzles and interested in metempsychosis - unlike most characters in the series though, she's a normie with no powers whatsoever. She's just introduced as the girlfriend of Eric, a cowardly guy that works in an ice cream shop. Her cool demeanor means she is never squeamish around weapons or dead bodies, so he tends to hide behind her. According to Mira, even martians wouldn't phase her. So it will be interesting to see how she does! She lives in room 9 as befitting the arc number of most of Zero Escape. She can also be a bit spoilery so let me know if you want to avoid them!
I look forward to playing with all of you! Feel free to add me on plurk - it is
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hello, i'm soup! i'll be bringing this dbag matoba seiji from that one show about friends and youkai and warm feelings and tears. as a change of pace, i'll be playing a younger version of him, so he's actually around natsume's age and slightly more innocent?! or not. but he's still an asshole, and that's what's ★★ most important ★★! he's in room #18 if you wanna avoid him!
my plurk is very hard to remember:
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For mock week im bringing in Luthier from Fire Emblem Echoes. He’s a bit
or a lotof a mess, and staying over in room 1.He’s a mage that’s reaching his peak ability and knows it, but is still more than willing to lecture on how others could improve. Combining this with his general awkwardness with people leaves him without a lot friends. Only one of which isnt a neighborhood cat.
I look forward to playing with all of you!!
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I'm bringing in Juno Steel from The Penumbra Podcast! Juno is a noir detective from Mars where gender identity is unimportant and Juno gets cases dealing with everything from ancient Martian killer masks to cats with bombs in them. Like any good noir detective, he hates himself and everything he does but tries his best to do the Right Thing.
(Just so there's no OOC confusion, Juno is nonbinary and refers to himself as a lady sometimes but uses he/him pronouns).
Feel free to add me on plurk at
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Hi all, Seto here! I'm bringing in Will from one of those popular mobages, Granblue Fantasy! He's in room 14.
Will's whole thing is monsters. He's an extremely avid monster researcher, and "extremely avid" might even be putting it lightly. Monsters are just way better than humans, okay? As his attire might suggest, he also has a religious background- he's a priest, though he considers it secondary to his job as a researcher now. He has another side job, but that one's less important, promise. :') For the most part he's cheerful and easy to talk to as long as you let him do his own thing, but he's also really...weird... It's fine. This'll be fine.
All that said, I'm really pumped about the mock week and I'm looking forward to playing with all of you! For contact, I can be reached at
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I'm Kay, and I'm playing energy incarnate Millium Orion from Trails of Cold Steel. I'd say I'm sorry for her in advance, but apologies are clearly a sign of weakness, so buckle in, folks.
The best way to describe Millium would probably be "aggressively 13." Don't worry about her, though - she is not in any way the pure cinnamon roll I played in my last murder-go-round. She's got a bit of a perverted streak, for one thing. Oh, and also, she's actually an intelligence agent. Not that you'd know from how freely she talks about all of her top-secret work!
She's staying in room 15, but let's be real - staying in her room is boring. She's only gonna be in there when she absolutely has to.
I'm terrible at being on plurk, but if you ping me at
Looking forward to this chaos!